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[CHRISTIAN EMMETT]

C H R I S T I A N R A P H A E L E M M E T T



* well I’m not stoned I’m just fucked up. .

HEY THERE. THE NAME IS GEN, AND I AM NINETEEN.
I'VE BEEN ROLEPLAYING FOR ABOUT FIVE YEARS
AND MY OTHER CHARACTERSWOULD BE NONE.
OH, BY THE WAY, I READ THE RULES. WANT PROOF?
THE CODE WORD IS BUBBLE GUM

[/color],[/b] Christian Raphael Emmett
- - - - nicknames, He has been called all sorts of names, the new one being dirtiest than the previous one due to his job. Outside, call him by his name or he’ll flip you off.
- - - - gender, Male
- - - - sexuality, Heterosexual
- - - - occupation, Phone sex operator
- - - - wealth class, Middle class
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[/color],[/b] Brown
- - - - hair, Brown
- - - - fashion sense, When people see a young man dressed in a suit walking down the street, they instantly think ‘successful’ or ‘lawyer’. They never think ‘phone sex operator with a very bad mood’ which is the reason Christian dresses in his Sunday best. He doesn’t want to look sloppy out in the public, that’s not the image he wants to give out to the world. Now, he doesn’t wear suits all the time, it would get pretty boring in a few months or so. He’ll wear jeans and a shirt with a jacket over it and sneakers. Christian honestly doesn’t care about the clothes he’s wearing, as long as he looks professional and clean, not like those other guys that look as if they just got out of bed, put on pants, and walked out of the house. His favorite accessory is the scarf, but he’s trying to tame it down and will instead grab his favorite pair of sunglasses and greet the Vegas sun with a ‘fuck you’.
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• black coffee
  
• robot chicken
  
• star trek
  
• polka dots
  
• chia pets
  
• comics
  
• lazy sunday
  
• slot machines
  
• minesweeper
  
• star wars
  
• garfield comic strips
  
• scarves
  
• the lonely island
  
• scrabble
  
• comic-con
  
• anime

- - - - loathes,

• his boss
  
• perverts
  
• nine to five jobs
  
• men having a double life
  
• women with too much makeup
  
• crowded places
  
• watchmen
  
• sushi
  
• public transportation
  
• sexually transmitted diseases
  
• infomercials
  
• one hit wonders
  
• pregnancy scares
  
• pac man
  
• yaoi.
  
• public service announcements

- - - - strengths,

• quick thinker
  
• good liar
  
• knows a lot of useless stuff that people find interesting
  
• master at faking accents.

- - - - weaknesses,

• antisocial
  
• awkward when meeting people
  
• ends up talking about a comic and shows his geeky colors.

- - - - dreams,

• OWN A CASINO: He has seen those casino owners, has felt how they look down upon people, as if they were the best thing to ever walk in Vegas and everyone else is just scum in their shoes. In one hand a trophy wife and a phone in the other, talking to whoever is on the other line about what they will change about the casino and that money is not a problem. Christian wants that, longs to be one of those sons of bitches, just like the sperm giver he unfortunately has the genes of.
  
• GO TO HIS BOSS’ FUNERAL: Agustin something or other is a fat man with a problem called obesity. He’s always yelling at his workers and telling them how they have to increase the minutes they’re on the phone and, at the same time, increase the calls. On his desk there’s a photo of two kids he says are his, no way, with a woman that’s probably blind for ever marrying him. Agustin claims himself a devoted Christian and is always holding a Bible but never opening it. On Christian’s first day at work, Agustin grabbed his ass. Christian is waiting for the obesity to finally kill Agustin so he can smirk during the funeral and hopefully bang his wife.
  
• TRAVEL THE WORLD: Who the hell doesn’t want to tell everyone that wants to listen how beautiful Paris is and how breathtaking the Giza Pyramids are? Christian wants to travel, go around the world and see what the fuck everyone is so amazed about. Maybe he’d like it all or maybe he won’t like anything, but he’d be fucked if he doesn’t tell everyone how fucking amazing it is that he saw everything there is to see.
  
• MEET BEN STILLER: The guy is a genius, hands down. Christian has laughed and laughed and laughed a bit more with Ben Stiller’s movies. Sure, they might be really stupid but that’s the fucking point. All he wants to do is walk up to him, shake his hand, and thank him for making his crappy days not seem that crappy.

- - - - fears,

• ENDING HOMELESS: You have money and, in a second, it’s gone. Christian doesn’t want that. He walks faster as soon as he sees a homeless person near him, to avoid being touched or be asked for money. When seeing one looking into the trash and pulling a cart around, he can’t help but grimace, because that could easily be him in a few months or years if he’s not lucky.
  
• GETTING A GIRL PREGNANT: What could be worse than having sex with a girl and getting her pregnant? Well, being forced to marry said girl in a shot gun wedding. Christian knows those fucking things are real and he’s not going to become one of those guys that ends up having a dozen kids and a shitty job just because he was too lazy to put on a condom or tell the girl to shove a pill down her throat.
  
• HAVING A CALLER BECOME A STALKER: There are many kinds of people out there that are either curious to know what phone sex with a stranger is like or just love getting off to a stranger’s voice. Christian doesn’t care, as long as they stay on the line more than five minutes, but he can’t help but be scared of some of the men that call and he is unfortunate enough to attend. They stay in line more than five minutes, sure, but they start telling him how much they like his voice and how they would kill to meet him. Yup, that is enough for Christian to look over his shoulder every time he’s out in the city.
  
• HAVE SOMEONE HE KNOWS BE A CALLER: Being in the local store, paying for milk and cereal and asking how much it is should never be followed with ‘Hey, you’re Andrew, the guy from the sexual fantasies line.’ But, if there is something Christian never wants it to happen, up to the point of exchanging it and have everyone around him telling him he’s Chad, Andrew, Albert, or Michael, is getting a call and have a very familiar voice talking to him. The last thing he wants is to see that person and exchange awkward greetings before walking away. What would be worse? Finding out that his father or mother likes calling sex phone lines and having to be their fantasy ‘Charles’.

- - - - overall personality,
VAIN: Christian is the gift to all the single ladies in Vegas. No, his mommy didn’t tell him that, he knows it. It’s the most obvious thing in the world if you look at him like he does every morning as he’s getting ready to give the world a taste of Christian Emmett. He knows what ‘ugly’ means and looks like and he is very far away from that. We could say there’s a great gap between them, like North Pole and South Pole distance. Oh, he knows there are other good looking guys out there and he welcomes them to the club where he is president if he ever sees them. What? Christian is completely a woman lover and is not looking around at other guys to see how good looking they are, it’s not like he’s going to waste his time on that.

COLD: Life is unfair, fucking deal with it, put on your big girl panties, suck it up like a man, stop being so gay and show some dignity. Those are some of the things Christian tells depressed people. So what if someone’s father died? Some kids are orphans that never met their father, others wish their father was dead. Besides, the man is dead, who the fuck cares anymore? It’s not like by crying he’s going to rise from the dead and come back. Yeah, Christian is the human tin man that has no heart. Does it affect him? Of course not. If the world was filled with emotional people, we would all be pretty fucked up. Christian needs to have his head in reaching his goal of becoming a respected man in Vegas. How could he do that if he’s constantly crying for a family member dying?

GEEKY: Christian is a proud Trekkie. Yeah, those ones, the Star Trek fans that do the Vulcan sign. He’s not afraid to say it out loud. Comics have always been a huge part of his life. Reading about a normal guy having a drastic event change his whole life to become a fighter for justice is just the drug Christian needs to be happy with his crappy life. Every year, he flies to San Diego for the annual comic-con dressed as a different character each year. He’s the guy you want to call if there’s something wrong with your computer or with any other electronic device you might have instead of paying a professional to do the same job he would do for free. He likes to make people feel stupid and does it in a very mean way, but that’s just the price some people have to pay for not paying more attention in school.

IMMATURE: Christian’s childhood was the best phase of his life, so it’s not a surprise that he acts like he’s eight again on Saturday mornings, grabs a big bowl of cereal and watches cartoons. When there’s an argument going on that he knows he won’t win, he’ll stick out his tongue at you if he feels like it’s the right thing to do or has no good comebacks. On other occasions, he’ll go four years up and act like he’s twelve again and giggle at any sex related word or anything that sounds like it. Even though he now lives alone, he’ll go into porn sites and jump at any noise, closing the window as if his mom would appear any second and ask him what he was looking at.

SEXUAL: No, he actually didn’t become a sex phone operator just because. He wasn’t pulled into it with lies either. The ad had been on a local porn site he had been looking at and he thought it would be his dream job. A real rent boy? No way. The last thing Christian wanted was to end up with older women and get in trouble with jealous husbands. Plus the so many sexually transmitted diseases living in Vegas weren’t that appealing to him either. Phone sex was safe, it was not a messy job and no risk of catching anything. Talking about sex to Christian is as easy as peeling a banana to a monkey. He was born for his job and enjoys describing sexual scenarios he saw on that porn site, or the other one. He doesn’t believe in commitment and would rather have casual sex than be stuck with the same girl for more than a week.

AMBITIOUS: Even though he’d never admit it, Christian got his father’s greed. They both always dreamed of being powerful men, the type others hated but respected no matter what. Now, Christian wants to have that, what his father was able to get with his parent’s fortune. Christian might not have it just yet, but he’ll fight for the inheritance once Raphael dies and he’ll become one of the most powerful men in Vegas. Who cares that he was never entitled the Johnson name? Legally, he’s Raphael Johnson’s son, even if he doesn’t use his name and no one besides his mother and him were told, but no one can change that. Just a DNA test and he’d be entitled some of the fortune, but he’s aiming for the whole chicken with the golden eggs.[/ul][/ul]

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- - - - family,

• Felicity Amelia Ammett, 55
  Christian’s mother. As soon as she got out of high school, Felicity started working as a Vegas showgirl and quickly got a name, along with a first call to every important show there was in Vegas. She still makes a few special appearances when the money is enough, but has retired and now lives in Raphael Johnson’s ‘other house’.
  
• Raphael Maurice Johnson, 60
  Christian’s father. He was born into wealth but knew how to handle it and increase it. When he was old enough to gamble, Raphael became one of the most well respected men in Vegas. The man has a wife and three kids with her, but has a mistress and a son with her. Christian knows his father, but hates him, and has no idea who his half siblings are and doesn’t really care. All he is waiting for is for Raphael to die so he can fight for the man’s money.

- - - - pets,

• Larry, 3
  Christian’s second job was advertising a Chinese store. Well, it wasn’t Chinese, the owners were. He would stand right outside the store and give out flyers about what the store sold and their bargains. Vegas is very hot and Christian had to stand there and suck it up. Apparently, sucking it up didn’t work that well because he got fired, his boss claiming he was not ‘friendly enough’. As he left, he took a chia pet with him and quickly named the head, Larry. Now, Larry is three years old and still has hair. He now resides on Christian’s work desk, tattooed with pen and his hair dyed in different odd colors.

- - - - overall history,
THE BEGINNING: Sin City’s sky was filled with fireworks the night Christian Emmett was welcomed into the world. It was the fourth of July, and everyone was out celebrating the United States’ independence while Felicity Emmett was pushing her son out. That moment would be the first of many where Christian would be pushed away by the woman that gave birth to him. His father was nowhere near the hospital. He was celebrating with his family on their backyard with the big pool and the big grill and all the important friends. Felicity Emmett, then 22, had become a showgirl at the early age of 18. She had always dreamed of being a supermodel and thought that, by becoming a showgirl, an agent would spot her and make her a supermodel. That never happened. People spotted her, sure, but not the ones she wanted. Instead, she became the most well known showgirl in Vegas and everyone wanted to have her in their shows and their beds. The lucky one was Raphael Johnson, an already well known and very wealthy man in all of Vegas. They started a passionate affair, not behind Mrs. Johnson’s back since she was not stupid and was smart enough to keep her mouth shut and keep enjoying the life her husband gave her. The affair lasted almost four years without any surprises, until the test turned pink instead of blue. Once it was out in the open, Felicity always had a nice sum of money placed in her bank account not even a minute late. As soon as Christian was born, the sum was raised and Felicity took the chance to retire and become a ‘full time mother’ to Christian.

THE CHILDHOOD: As soon as the child was old enough to be taught new tricks, Felicity made it her goal to make Christian’s first word to be dad. Christian’s time awake was spent with his mother talking to him using the word dad as much as possible. Some would have said that she was playing dirty and that using her son as bait was disgusting, but when little Christian said dad for the first time in front of Raphael, Felicity stopped caring and started planning new ways to use her son. Christian’s childhood was normal, as far as a normal childhood in Vegas can be. His mother was there but not really. Raphael hired, along with a maid and a cook, a nanny to take care of Christian, which gave Felicity almost no responsibility when it came to her son. Raphael visited constantly, staying with them for two weeks up to a month, claiming that he had to take long trips as part of his job when Christian started asking him why he wasn’t at home more often. The little boy was once taken to Raphael’s official house and played with his half siblings, two girls and one boy, both Felicity and Mrs. Johnson weren’t happy with that but there was nothing they could do since, whatever Raphael ordered had to be done. It was the first and last time Christian ever talked to his half siblings and he quickly forgot about that episode in his life. As soon as he was able to go to school, Raphael placed him in a private, and very exclusive, one. Of course, it wasn’t the same one his other children studied in, but it was as well known as the other one. Felicity didn’t care where Christian went to school, as long as she didn’t have to pay for anything.

THE MIDDLE AGES: Entering Junior High was a very interesting story. Once puberty had started hitting everyone around him, Christian started realizing that he was short and a little chubby. No, he wasn’t really teased. How could you even think of teasing Raphael Johnson’s son? Still, the differences were there and you had to be really stupid to not see them. He hated gym class and dreaded every time he was chosen first, even though the whole class clearly knew he was not a sports boy and that the only reason he got chosen was because of his dad. Everyone was his friend, even if Christian didn’t like them. Instead of being outside playing with the rest of the kids in the neighborhood, he stayed inside and watched TV, to his mother’s annoyance. It grew more obvious that she had a problem with having him living there and that the only times she was happy was when either her bank account got a new deposit or Raphael came around with a gift for her. Christian was not stupid, he knew something was wrong. He had a father but the man didn’t live with them. No questions asked, though, he knew better than to open his mouth, especially since Felicity always reminded him to just be nice and keep his mouth shut as much as possible. The summer of his last year of Junior High, Christian fell from a tree and broke his leg. He spent the whole summer in his room, leg up over pillows, reading comics, and watching a lot of TV. His true passions were more than obvious. Other boys wanted to be soccer players or football players, Christian wanted to be a comic book artist.

THE REAL TEENAGE YEARS: If you asked Christian what was the best life changing event he had, he wouldn’t think twice before saying when puberty hit him. It was still while the boy had the cast on his leg. When it got taken off, Christian was taller and the baby fat had left him for good. It wasn’t that difficult to realize that he was the child that looked like Raphael the most and his father quickly took a liking to him. Raphael took fourteen year old Christian on a life changing trip around Vegas. Besides buying him the clothes that would make him look successful, Raphael taught his son everything he had to know for when his time came to be his successor, of course, telling him that he wasn’t the only one that could get his money, pulling Christian into his little sick game of putting his children against each other. High school was the place where Christian really found out what having an important father was and how to enjoy it. Everyone feared him and he loved the look of fear. He used his inherited like of power to get what he wanted, buying his grades up and pushing anyone that got in the way to the side. At the age of sixteen, Christian met his counterpart, Natalie. The girl was beautiful and knew how to use that to her advantage. In a second, she had the boy wrapped around her finger. It didn’t make Raphael happy to know that Christian was spending his money in buying the girl whatever she wanted so he had another father and son conversation with Christian. The message was clear, Christian had to just take what he wanted and leave the girl. Easy as that and that was exactly what the boy did. Sixteen is the average age a guy starts having sex and Christian was not the exception. His next two years were filled with bribing teachers and sleeping with nameless girls. He was going straight to law school, but he had other plans.

THE REAL WORLD: For two years, Christian did what he was told to do and spend his days hearing boring lectures at college on his way to becoming a lawyer. It never did happen that way. All of a sudden, he was tired of getting told what to do and did something about it. With a big ‘fuck you, I banged your 22 year old mistress’ Christian walked out of his mother’s house, leaving a shocked Felicity and an angry Raphael. The angry man froze Christian’s account, at least the one he knew about. His son was not stupid and had planned everything out. With his money safely on his personally made bank account, Christian bought a sort of nice looking apartment and started doing odd jobs. His first one was working as a door to door salesman, but found it too risky. All those lonely housewives with their husbands at work made his job seem worth it but the risk of the men maybe getting home a bit early to be with their families was too much to handle. His second job was giving out flyers in front of a convenience store, his attitude was not friendly enough and he was asked to quit. He stayed unemployed for a while until he saw an ad on a local porn site. ‘Opportunity of a lifetime. No experience necessary, we’ll train you. Flexible hours. Payment varies.’ That was how Christian came across his current job: giving pleasure through the phone. At first he was excited about it, when men started talking, though, he was ready to quit, but now he doesn’t care. It’s not like he’s actually doing any of the things he says through the phone.[/ul][/ul]
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