Post by PAGE SIX ! on Aug 9, 2009 12:44:19 GMT -8
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SIX SPIED... THE WOODSTOCK LOVEFEST OF '09!!!
Did you hear? The starving artist, JUDE KENNEDY, finally managed to do it. That's right; he told GRACE SINCLAIR all about his head-over-heels, can't-get-you-outta-my-mind (or my naughty dreams ;] ) love for her. Who knows what her reaction will be with this wayward, lost soul. He's not exactly known for his dependability and let's not forget Ms. Sinclair's brief flirtations with that neighbor of hers. What was his name? Oh, we forget. That happens when men show up on our doorsteps dripping wet with nothing but a towel. Maybe PERRY SHAW can help illuminate things a little.
SIX SPIED... A DOG FIGHT OVER ONE PRETTY KITTY !!![/i][/color]
Maybe its all the neglect from her good friend that leaves dear little THALIA FOY in such a vulnerable state. At least, that's what it looks like. Since the big brother isn't around to police little sister's actions, it seems she's taken to the social network to entice local Vegas men. Not just any locals either. She's caught the eye of virtuous JULIAN KLEIN and infamous DEAN BRAXTON. The two were seen bitching it out via chat over what intentions were where and who wanted what. Don't they know chat-fighting is so three years ago? Then again, with their attentions as easily drawn away as a moth to the flame, this sudden spotlight could dissolve in a matter of minutes. We'll see if either of them manages to sweet talk daddy's princess or sleep alone yet again.
SIX SPIED... THE LONELY HEARTS CLUB IS ON HUNGER STRIKE !!![/i][/color]
As if two sexed-up studs sparring over her isn't enough, it seems THALIA FOY has other things on her plate as well. And it's not food. Our loyal readers have tipped us off that something isn't right about her dieting habits. We've yet to learn just what they are. In the meantime, someone has got to call a McDonald's before the girl disappears into thin air - she's two seconds away from starving to death.
SIX SPIED... RUMORS AND DISASTER FOR ISLE !!![/i][/color]
On the other side of Vegas, where lovenests and love triangles are nowhere to be found...a certain young nurse (you read that right) ROMAN ISLE has run into his match. It seems that every encounter he's had with a RUMOR ROSE has left him bitch slapped or vandalized. The way we hear it is he'd like to have his way with her and kick her to the curb. It's obvious Mr. Isle subscribes to the maxim, "A lesson learned in the sheets is the best kind of lesson indeed!" He just has to make Ms. Rose to stop slapping long enough for him to get her out of her knickers.
SIX SPIED... FORECAST TO BE OVERCAST WITH A CHANCE OF HANDCUFFS!!![/i][/color]
Last but not least, word on the street is a new card shark is running around town. The identity has switched numerous times but many of you think that sweet, law-abiding NICK REDWELL may be hiding something behind that pretty little facade. Nobody is talking but we know you're always watching. Be sure to drop us a line if this small time Danny Oceans shows up in Vegas again.
Until next time...SIX IS SPYING so don't try hiding.
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