ASPITTLE, mason [nd]

[MASON ASPITTLE]

MASON PAUL ASPITTLE

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I'VE JUST SEEN A FACE

character name: mason paul aspittle.
nicknames: whatever anyone wants to call him.
age: twenty-four.
gender: male.
sexuality: straight... almost all of the time.
pb: hayden christensen

THE LONG WINDING ROAD

occupation: cast member for the fantastic and oh so risque show, 'thunder from down under.'
residence: balmoral apartments.
been in vegas for how long and why: how long has your character been in vegas, and why did he/she decide to come to this wonderful city? this should be at least a paragraph. a good paragraph!

FULL OF EXCITING STORIES

likes:

• doing the macarena
  
• vodka and sprite
  
• metallica
  
• that's what she said
  
• girls with good senses of humor
  
• leather in the bedroom.
  
• playing his bass.
  
• the hannibal lecter series.
  
• coricidin.
  
• fireworks.
  
• christopher titus.
  
• weed.
  
• calling people "douche-nozzle."
  
• chronic.
  
• entertaining voice messages.
  
• sacha baren cohen.
  
• the german language.
  
• transformers (the movies... and the toys).
  
• giving blood.
  
• mariokart, '64 style.
  
• hamlet 2.
  
• ironing clothes.
  
• blades of glory.
  
• the word 'smarmy.'
  
• lizards.
  
• 11:11.
  
• oldly colored hair or bold fashion choices.
  
• the phrase "fucking shit!"
  
• singing the theme to fresh prince.
  
• family guy.
  
• forrest gump.
  
• dragonforce.
  
• the geico caveman commercials.
  
• the old 7up commercials with orlando jones.
  
• stripping to 'my humps.'
  
• the offspring.
  
• true, unforced eccentricity.

dislikes:

• unshaven women.
  
• bad conversationalists.
  
• warcraft, it consumed far too much of his teenage years.
  
• full-keyboard texting.
  
• his massive competition: chippendales.
  
• the sterile scent of hospitals.
  
• jotto pokemon.
  
• swine flu fanatics.
  
• the wii.
  
• sirens in the middle of the night.
  
• things that chafe.
  
• the phrase "i could care less." dumbass.
  
• cruel, cruel children.
  
• people who pop their collar.
  
• techno remixes of classic rock songs.
  
• beauty pageants.
  
• self-proclaimed 'unique' people.
  
• great bands turned awful, green day for example.
  
• atm transaction fees.
  
• sour cream.
  
• sociologists; really, what's the point?
  
• girls who say all guys are assholes.
  
• the asshole guys who make said girls say that.
  
• small penis compensation trucks.
  
• people with sticks up their asses.
  
• intentional bad spelling, like 'kewl.'
  
• 'hella.'
  
• paying bank for disappointing, bland food.
  
• sticks in asses.
  
• overly-indie films.
  
• axe dark temptation/not-actually-chocolate-shit

personality:

• L I C E N T I O U S

• U N S O P H I S T I C A T E D

• B R A S H

• L A Z Y

• P E R C E P T I V E

• C O M P L A C E N T

• U N C O U T H

• N E G L I G E N T

• C L E V E R

• C U R I O U S

• C H I M E R I C A L

• S L I G H T L Y B I T T E R

• R E P R E S S I V E

• H I G H L Y P E R V E R T E D

fears:

• s h r i n k a g e

• g e t t i n g f a t

• f e a r t h r e e

secrets:

• s e c r e t o n e

• s e c r e t t w o

goals:

• g o a l o n e

• g o a l t w o

• g o a l t h r e e

WHEN I GET HOME

family:

• M O T H E R
  
  BRENDA MAUREEN SWENSON • forty-eight
  
  
  
• S T E P - F A T H E R
  
  GARY RICHARD SWENSON • forty-six
  
  
• S I S T E R
  
  ELIZA JANE ASPITTLE • twenty
  
  
• N E I C E
  
  WENDY NOEL ASPITTLE • three
  
  
• " F A T H E R "
  
  ERIC BRIAN DUTCHER • forty-three

history: about five or six well written paragraphs, at least 500 words!
pets: this should be self explanatory! but relax, you're almost done!

FROM US TO YOU

ooc name: katie.
age: a good one.
years roleplaying: 69.
other characters: bianca.
how did you hear about us: duh.
roleplay sample:

see bianca caldwell.

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[TESS!]

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