i'm a killer when the lights go out, CLOSED

[NATE BASS]

size matters ,
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so i got a promotion today. fuck yeah.

[ISABELLA YORKSHIRE]

^{should i be happy for you?}

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[NATE BASS]

size matters ,
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i always forget how nice you are, isabella.

[ISABELLA YORKSHIRE]

^{probably the nicest girl you've ever known, nate. how do you get promoted being a ... bartender anyway?}

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[NATE BASS]

size matters ,
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well i am now head bartender because
the previous one quit.
i now write my own schedule. and get free
liquor.

you should drop by for some free titties and
shots.

[ISABELLA YORKSHIRE]

^{i swear you just made that up. no thanks, i can get all of that from home.}

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[NATE BASS]

size matters ,
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your loss.
i know how much fun you had with me last
time.

what was it that you kept saying after you
moaned my name?
don't stop? i can't quite remember.

[ISABELLA YORKSHIRE]

^{natey, natey, natey. what happened to my sweet boy?}

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[NATE BASS]

size matters ,
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you fucked me over. that's what
happened.

[ISABELLA YORKSHIRE]

<sup>so that little incident seriously tainted your view on women or what? do you feel the need to screw as many as you can to prove your manhood to yourself?

you need a therapist.</sup>

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[NATE BASS]

size matters ,
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my view on women has never changed.
i love them just as much as before.

i just realized that there were women other
than you that were very interested in
sleeping with me. i also realized having casual sex
is much more fun that having a shitty
commitment.

like i could afford therapy.

[ISABELLA YORKSHIRE]

<sup>aw, i wish you didn't have that little epiphany. commitment's not shitty, really. not my fault that you were a virgin.

do you want therapy?</sup>

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[NATE BASS]

size matters ,
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i've had a bad experience with commitment
thanks to you.

and no. i don't want therapy. what, you were
going to pay for me to see a therapist?
fuck youuu.

[ISABELLA YORKSHIRE]

<sup>one bad experience, don't be such a girl.

it was just an offer, sorry for being so ridiculously kind.</sup>

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[NATE BASS]

size matters ,
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do you think i would actually take your charity money?