Post by RAYNER KAUFMAN on Aug 16, 2009 1:08:36 GMT -8
RAYNER LEVI KAUFMAN
* living life, get it right .
HEY THERE. THE NAME IS MICHELLE, AND I AM YOUR AGE.
I'VE BEEN ROLEPLAYING FOR ABOUT YEARS
AND MY OTHER CHARACTERS WOULD BE NONE. OH, BY THE WAY, I READ THE RULES. WANT PROOF?
THE CODE WORD IS BUBBLE GUM
I HEARD ABOUT VLV FROM AD
- - - - nicknames, ray, ray-ray, rayne, rainy day, lev, luv, levi jeans, strausse, kaufer, kauf, manny.
- - - - gender, sperm donor.
- - - - age, twenty one
- - - - sexuality, bi-curious
- - - - occupation, taking money from his parents
- - - - wealth class, nouveau riche.
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'have beryl gray eyes ever looked sexy? rayner invites people to dive into his as long as they don't break the glasses are often perched on the bridge of his nose. if there is anything special about these optics it's the fact that the only very great compliment he has gotten is that they have a semblance to those of someone much older than his ripe twenty-one years. getting lost in these eyes would prove to be quite uncomfortable for anyone who isn't used to the way he uses him. whenever people speak to him he can't help but to fasten his gaze to theirs, for, as clichéd as it may sound ray is a true believer in the phrase that the eyes are a mirror to your motherfucking intentions. if there are any intricate details that are to be noticed, they have been passed up for as long as he has been alive. there have never been any desires here for a change of eye color though glow in the dark contact lenses have grown increasingly tempting to him. as long as he can see, this guy could care less about what his eyes look like. '
- - - - hair,
'the trick to getting in a woman's pants is to let her treat you like a baby, (yeah right) and with hair as soft as a baby's ass this casanova gets pats on the head like bush did when he listened to cheney. who is to thank for the goldilocks? none other than his father who also wears the swarthy curled hair short on his head. of course, ray has his bad days and the sex hair refuses to participate with his 'my hair's messed up but i'm still a good fuck,' look. on these days the remedy is to cut it shorter. going bald or even close is completely out of the question for it is the hair that makes the man not the man that makes the hair... if you'd like to be biologically incorrect. in all honesty, there's nothing special that he does to his hair except maybe use the wrong conditioner. no outrageous mo-hawks or vibrant tips on these rapunzelesque tresses. '
- - - - fashion sense,
'there is definitely room for him to imrpove his look, at least label-wise. he has never really been one to indulge in himself. the only label that ray actually knows the name of and uses is probably levi's because of his middle name and the fact that their jeans fit good. he tries to simply wear whatever he thinks looks cool. one might classify as being a mixture of hipster and punk. whatever the label is, he varies what he wears and can casually be seen in a flannel, skinny jeans, and worn shoes, maybe a cigarette for an accessory like paris hilton's many dogs. .'
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- - - - loathes,
- - - - strengths,
- tenacious
[/li][li]coordinated[/sup]
[/li][li]loaded[/sup]
[/li][li]innovative[/sup]
[/li][li]sociable[/sup]
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- - - - weaknesses,
- adamant
[/li][li]capricious[/sup]
[/li][li]self-centered[/sup]
[/li][li]impulsive[/sup]
[/li][li]hot and cold[/sup]
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- - - - dreams,
- get a steady job.
[/li][li]fuck cassie.[/sup]
[/li][li]become a tobacco executive.[/sup]
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- - - - fears,
- slow, painful death.
[/li][li]vampires.[/sup]
[/li][li]the movie 'it.'[/sup]
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- - - - overall personality,
impulsive || it's almost there's no such thing as cause and effect in his world. he will simply do and expect for everyone to be alright with his decisions. if there is an urge to make a carrot cake, expect him to make it. if he wants to get his tongue pierced, you'll feel really good when he goes down on you. this is just the way life works. he's one of those 'live in the moment,' types of guys. the ones that you might refer to as childish and get dumped after they fuck you cause you have to admit the sex is good. he may think about the aftermath if the choice is something along the lines of going to a strip club instead of meeting friends for dinner, but that's only to determine whether or not the need to see some boobs is worth the blow up from said comrades.
inconsiderate || there's hardly a single thing that he does that is for another person. the one that is looked out for is mainly rayner levi kaufman and no one else. is this to say that he'd never support any one else? no, he just has to make sure that in doing so he'll be able to benefit. most events, meetings, dates, have to be worth his time and money spent. if there are visitors over he won't offer (because he wants to) if they'd like to have something to do, he'd just do it because it's common courtesy and makes him seem appealing and humble. he hardly will ever hold the door open for a woman, and probably will not even consider helping someone pick up anything they drop. blame it all on being an only child.
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san francisco, california
- - - - family,
darlene kaufman, forty three, gold digger bitch, mother.
timothy lee kaufman, fifty two, corporate attorney, father.
- - - - pets,
none.
- - - - overall history,
"Look, this is all I know about my life leading to this point. I was born in San Fran and even I knew enough to realize that my mom didn't give a frig about my dad. Obviously, she loves me. Anyway, she didn't ever work but she never really cleaned or cooked anything either. I mean, the most work she did was carry her own bags while she shopped. Thank fuck there weren't any other kids involved in their marriage cause then I'd be messed up. My dad probably has cheated on my mom in the past and that could explain a lot of their wine-induced disagreements, but if i were him I'd cheat on her too. Some people didn't think my mom was fit to raise me because I fell down a flight of stairs when I was one, but it was no biggie. I got a sick pink cast that I had to wear for a couple of months and my arm's better than ever now.
I guess beside her having to go through a custody battle and getting divorced life was normal for me as a kid. They got married again anyway, is that shit even legal? I don't know. When I was a teenager I used the 'I love you,' trick on this hot girl who lived down the street from me and before I knew it I was in. Not the highlight of my life, but I guess it should be mentioned that I did play football for a season? Not my kinda sport but I had my life phases like any other guy would. The way I am now was inspired by one band in partic when I was sixteen linkinfuckingpark. Yeah, I had bad taste then. There was a time when I played their music pretty loud and the good thing is we never got noise complaints from anyone but Maria the maid. I liked having her around cause she sometimes brought a hot neice to come help out when my parents weren't around.
The main reason why I'm in Vegas now is cause I thought it would jump start this temporary dream I had of being a rock star. I mean rolling stones status, or even the Beatles or some shit. That lasted for as long as I decided I liked the guitar. There's just too many strings on those things and I don't want to waste my time on learning to play one and writing songs and shit. I just live off of my parents now. I've had tons of jobs but its only cause my dad used to insist that they'd help me in the future. I dropped out of high school when I was a junior and took road trip that resulted in my staying here for four years. I think this just might be the place for me, tons of Asians and shit. What's that name they have for this place? Sin city? No wonder I like it so much here."[/ul][/ul]
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